so Amber from Team Adam said she wanted to hug Blake…
are you serious girl?!?! I would hug Adam over Blake any day!!!
(not that I have anything against Blake, but I prefer Adam)
So I was studying (yes, typical Asian, I know), then mum comes and interrupts me to go help her with the computer. You see, she’s been trying to advertise our house for lease on some Asian website, and the story goes…
Me: Mum, this is an advertisement, you’ve only written one line saying you don’t want pet owners or smokers, where’s all the rest of the details?
Mum: They have my number, they can call.
Me: Yes, but your advertisement looks a little underwhelming compared to all the other ones in the forum.
Mum: I wrote a lot at the beginning
Me: *scrolls up and reads the subject*… Mum, what do you think “Subject/题目” means?
Mum: I don’t know how to use computer
Me: It has nothing to do with knowing how to use computer. It’s the subject of your advertisement. Even if you were writing a book, you wouldn’t write the whole story in the subject.
Mum: Go away your disrespectful, ungrateful child
Me: … *confuzzled*
*sigh*… Asian parents…
Happy 34th Birthday to the funniest, sweetest, sexiest man alive!
You just keep getting better with age, Adam <3
you. me. BED. NOW!
I want to be him.
I want to be WITH him.
so turned on right now…